Emily Post’s Etiquette for Dog Parks
July 7, 2010
Things not to say at the dog park when your male dog is humping another dog:
- "Yeaahhhh!! Give it to that bitch!"
- "He’ll probably finish on her whiskers."
- "Lucky bastard. I have to pay for dinner & a movie first."
- "So that’s why they call it doggy-style."
- "He learned that move from me."