Emily Post’s Etiquette for Dog Parks

July 7, 2010

Things not to say at the dog park when your male dog is humping another dog:

  • "Yeaahhhh!! Give it to that bitch!"
  • "He’ll probably finish on her whiskers."
  • "Lucky bastard. I have to pay for dinner & a movie first."
  • "So that’s why they call it doggy-style."
  • "He learned that move from me."
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