January 18, 2007
I’m stuck in a hotel room watching the American Idol auditions, which are hilariously awful and demented. What I can’t understand is how these retards can be so completely delusional and over-confident. They are either mentally- or hearing-impaired. To be fair, they screen 10s of thousands of people to select a few hundred very good and very bad performers. These select few are then brought before the judges to demonstrate their craziness in full bloom. So we are indebted to American Idol for dismissing thousands of adequate singers to find the few nuggets of comedic gold.