November 30, 2006
The last video on this page allegedly shows a guy boinking a donkey. As a pathetic loser with long dry spells between drunken skanks offering me pity sex, I can honestly say that the idea of screwing farm animals has never occured to me. If this video is true — and I pray this is a brilliant hoax — then that is a seriously fucked up culture. On the bright side, by comparison my personal life has not yet hit rock bottom. On the other hand, now I know there exists a bottom far worse than I had imagined. Thank goodness for Dutch prostitutes.